So we all have them. An awkward hook up that leaves us scratching our head, wondering why we just didn't stay in and jerk off by ourselves. Well that happened to me last night. Yes, I know I have said before that I'm going to wait for a third date, find someone special....bullcrap. Boys need sex.
I met this pretty attractive Puerto Rican on grindr. Chatted him up for a couple hours and of course traded the obligatory dirty pics. He was hot. He was fit. Later I found out, he was a flight attendant. Now why does that matter, because I have a theory that they fly to each city, get a free room, and so they probably invite someone over at every stop. That's why I'm weary.
Well I did it because at first he told me he was here for work. So I get there and he says he needs to take a shower. He proceeds to go into the bathroom and then asks if I'm joining him. I sprint into the bathroom, I love shower sex! So we're in the shower getting hot and heavy and we get each other off and when we get out of the shower I find that all my clothes I wore that were on the ground are completely drenched from the shower curtain being slightly open. I'm not talking about just getting a little wet, these clothes are soaked. I had to ring them out that's how bad they were.
I don't worry about it and we go to the bed and get off again. Then in the middle of me getting him off the 2nd time he stops and says, "I need to eat before I get off." Ok? So he calls room service and orders food. Yes, and they bring it up and he eats it all up and then lays back down expecting me to get him off again. By this time, I was tired, no longer horny, and I didn't want to mess around with someone who just pigged out on hotel food in front of me. So I say I need to leave and he replies "but your clothes are soaked, just stay here and in the morning they'll be dry." Rule 1, I don't like to stay over if I know it's just a hook up. So I put on my sopping wet clothes and just swallow my pride and walk right out. People staring and everything, but hey, I doubt i'll see them again.
Was a hot puerto rican who likes to eat worth driving home in soaking wet clothes. Maybe, but I could've done without that gross feeling when you're wearing wet clothes. But come to think about it, I got off twice, he only did once ;)
